I Come With Knives |
"It felt like sadness was like radiation, like the amount of time between exposures was irrelevant, like you got a badge that eventually got filled up from a lifetime of it, and then it just killed you." (c) |
When a Westerner asks you, “so this coup happens because the rebels are against the war, right?”, how do you explain that the “rebels” are just another fascist psychopaths angry that other fascist psychopaths are not good enough at killing Ukrainians?
How do you explain to a sane, unexposed to the “russian world” individual that putin’s “opposition” isn’t against the war, but demands more effective genocide?
I know it feels like an understatement but you sometimes make more progress by pointing out that conservatives are fucking rude. going out of your way to call someone the wrong name because you don’t like them? rude. childish. this isn’t fucking kindergarten, Carl. she said her name is Jennifer. Everybody knows her as Jennifer. You are the one making things confusing. Grow up.
“misgendering is violence”: invites discourse over the TraNs DeBatE, puts people on the defensive, opens you up to accusations of liberal snowflakery, comes off as a hypothetical thought exercise
“Who the fuck is Jason? I don’t know a Jason. Oh her? You mean Jen? You mean fucking Jen? That’s Jen, dipshit.” : crystal clear. you’re making shit more difficult for everyone because you’re a rude manchild.
Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can’t guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭
Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they’ve begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN’T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would. Pussy
“Im not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward
“Im the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch
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GOOD OMENS SEASON 2
obsessed with how absolutely batshit the end of the raven boys is. whelk is in cabeswater w neeve tied up in the middle of a pentagram about to do the ritual that he tried with noah (his best friend who he murdered) seven years ago when adam (the second best Latin student in his class) shows up out of nowhere and pulls a gun on him. whelk has a big knife and is like get rid of the gun or I will cut neeve’s (adam’s girlfriend’s half-aunt) face off with this knife. neeve is like ok idiot do that and ruin the ritual, throw the gun little boy. adam throws the gun out of everyone’s reach. gansey, ronan, and blue show up and while everyone’s looking at them neeve straight up vanishes. whelk goes for the gun. ronan (the first best Latin student in his class) tries to stop him so whelk hits him in the head with the gun and then points it at gansey. adam is like fuck! what do I do fuck! uhh and sacrifices his autonomy to the magical forest they’re all currently standing in. this causes an insane earthquake. during the earthquake whelk literally shoots adam but nothing happens to adam because of the deal he made with the magical forest just seconds ago. adam says (to his Latin teacher) give me that gun back or the magical forest that now possesses me will take it from you. before whelk can respond a herd of magical beasts appears and tramples him to death while adam watches (adam is in the right). the trees (in latin) are like btw gansey we know the dead king you’re looking for. he is here. they leave the forest. later they dig up noah’s (their friend who turned out to be a ghost) bones from his actual grave and rebury him on the ley line. noah reappears and they all celebrate. during that moment ronan is like hey guys actually one more thing. you know the living raven that I keep as a pet? I actually dreamt her into existence. THE END
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